Work On, Clock In & Sell Out

I currently work for an evil, multinational corporation. They're a low cost, low pay, low moral operator. But, heck, aren't they all?

The theme during our last annual meeting was "On the bus or off the bus." This year, it was "Counter Culture." I figure next year's will be "Leading Sales Decisively," except they'll just put the initials up on the projector.

The group exercise will involve sugar cubes on our tongues and listening to Grateful Dead.