Angelina

I can't spell her last name, but if you were Italian, you'd say "coach-a-me-lio" and you'd hold your hand out in front of your chest, moving it around while you said it. You'd also be racketeering the local businesses for "protection" money with your friend who resembles a well-dressed violinist.

Funny People

Over the holidays, a friend asked me to take a few shots of a stand-up show in Sydney. The headliner was Nick Beaton, the MC was Aaron Corbet and the opening acts were Stephen LeBlanc and Ash Young. Funny guys, I tells ya! Funny!

Natty Boo Boo

Straight flash assignment. We set up a backdrop at Nathan's. This man fit three squares in his mouth! We used studio lights later and I took shots with his Canon. I need to upgrade my camera. I need to get those shots too.

Jeronimoooooooo

Due to the use of fill, I had to reshoot my lamplight portrait. I had my friend Jeremy be the model and we took a lamp outside to avoid any reflected light. The version I submitted to my instructor had the rim light on his sleeve toned down. The other shot was taken while shooting my storefront assignment. Blah blah blah...

Work On, Clock In & Sell Out

I currently work for an evil, multinational corporation. They're a low cost, low pay, low moral operator. But, heck, aren't they all?

The theme during our last annual meeting was "On the bus or off the bus." This year, it was "Counter Culture." I figure next year's will be "Leading Sales Decisively," except they'll just put the initials up on the projector.

The group exercise will involve sugar cubes on our tongues and listening to Grateful Dead.