I can't spell her last name, but if you were Italian, you'd say "coach-a-me-lio" and you'd hold your hand out in front of your chest, moving it around while you said it. You'd also be racketeering the local businesses for "protection" money with your friend who resembles a well-dressed violinist.
Over the holidays, a friend asked me to take a few shots of a stand-up show in Sydney. The headliner was Nick Beaton, the MC was Aaron Corbet and the opening acts were Stephen LeBlanc and Ash Young. Funny guys, I tells ya! Funny!